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The secret life of Chuck Norris in the Czech Republic


Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand. While he's sitting on it.

Chuck Norris' tears cure SARS CoVid-19. Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table. 

Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs .

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally, he comes back with his shirt ironed.